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The Blazer’s Edge Best Things Ever Tournament, Round 2 is underway! Yesterday you got the chance to weigh in on things like Golden Retrivers and the Halloween. Today brings two more head-to-head matchups between cool items. One will advance to the Sweet Sixteen, the other will be bumped from the tournament. Which is which? You get to decide with your votes. A Serious and Somber Clash in the Best Things Ever Tournament Two things that unite us all. Which will advance? We enter into the serious part of the bracket with this post. This matchup pits Toilet Paper versus Democracy. While not always executed perfectly, democracy is generally considered the best form of large-scale getting along with each other than human beings have devised. The good part is easy to understand: everybody gets to vote! The bad part is also easy to understand: everybody gets to vote. But it’s still a worthwhile endeavor, especially since its echoes have led to exercises just like this one! On the other hand…toilet paper. You don’t think it’s that cool until you need it. Then it becomes pretty, pretty, pretty important. No further explanation needed. So look…nobody can tell you how to vote in any of these matchups. Use whatever criteria you wish! Just pick one of these two to advance in the tournament and explain your rationale in the comments section below!