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I am another step closer to being in sports heaven, as the NFL has formally kicked off. It reminds me that the weather is turning…hopefully…and I can slowly prepare myself for the burning smell of dust once I turn the heater on for the first time. I realize that’s still a few solid weeks away, but it’s good to know what is about t0 happen. Thursday Flakes: Volleyball Returns, NFL and More Don’t forget the joke of the week… Since football has returned, friends and colleagues will tell me I am FBS caliber. Of course, FBS stands for Fat, Bald and Stupid, but hey, I’ll take it. It’s the pinnacle of non-professionalism. I’m ready to take my dad bod to the next level. It’s a good thing my kids are cute…I blame them for parts of the fat bit. Genetics are responsible for the bald part, but I’ll always have the stupid to myself! Here are your flakes… NEBRASKA: IN OTHER SPORTS: What a sad day for hockey… Things are getting worse for Rutgers… Seahawks rally over Patriots: Seattle capitalizes on three second-half interceptions from Drake Maye THEN THERE’S THIS: I don’t know why I’ve only recently discovered this, but these are awesome! JOKE OF THE WEEK: Count Chocula, the StayPuft Marshmallow Man, and the Teddy Grahams bear all perished in a fire…S’more at 11. Most Popular - Nebraska Football: Mac Markway Announces He Is Stepping Away from Football - The Huskers Roll Into Week 2 as Massive Favorites - Corn Flakes: Jamal Rule B1G Freshman of the Week, Huskers Enter Top 25 in FPI, Plus the Oldest Women’s Softball Team - Nebraska Football Player Power Rankings: Game Two - Bowling Green - Wednesday’s Flakes Brings You FSU Recruiting Nebraska, MAC Vs. Michigan, & Charlie Parker